This is just a quick blog to say how much I hate being oncall. And I hate even more that there are about 900 ways to say on call. A short update on things too I guess. My beard is non existent. I love SQL. Shell scripting is lame. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.rrrE1000 goddamn I hate false alerts. I think oncall would be out of the job if the bloody alerts worked. I smell a conspiracy. I wonder how Sam is going with the making of that shirt. I </3 Tivoli.